skeleton in the saddam closet

if you follow us on twitter or look at our tumblr... you may have seen our post about finding saddam in an ironing board cupboard at an apartment we were looking at.
he looked something like this:

notice dumbass scrawled backwards across his forhead and the "support your local poet" bumper sticker above him.
ugh! it couldn't get more dreadful could it?
well, we ended up getting the apartment.
nooooo, we didn't get it because of the saddam....
ok.
we did.
anyway... we found another surprise in the cupboard upon further examination.

yeah, that's a skeleton bound with twine and fake rose petals, face down nonetheless.
check it out:

and it has a neat drawing on it's forehead!

not sure what this is all about, but i put him back where i found him.
i really don't know what else to say. scary.